A Funny Fish???

souvlakiwav:

first rule of washing dishes: Be yourself and have fun
second rule of washing dishes: Make sure to get water and soap in every possible corner of the entire kitchen

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kumboochies:

andjablogge:
vc-allthetime:
if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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stroebe2:

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neuronary:

teaboot:
bongjoonheaux:
bongjoonheaux:
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Oh no fucking way
good news. it’s definitely not AI. you can check out more of their stuff on their tiktok

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orcboxer:

dad who’s about to sneeze: I think I’ll scream when I do it

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homeric-hymnist:

i was getting ready for shepherding on mount Ida, putting my long flaxen hair into a messy bun. as i looked at my wine-dark eyes in the mirror, my dad came in. “i sold you for prancing horses of the breed that carry the immortals” he said. “come meet your new master.” i went downstairs and there he was…loud-thundering zeus

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shiniestmathrock:

dramatic-dolphin:
no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as “i asked chatgpt”
Me, externally: idk man, I just think that it’s not as reliable as most people say it is. If you’re using it creatively, you could probably do better work yourself, and I’d love to read it!
Me, internally: The ersatz imitation of human knowledge and connection consumes another.

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kaiyves-backup:

snorlaxatives:
i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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